"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman's got to hold on to." ― Stephen King, Dolores Claiborne
"She didn't care that people called her a bitch. 'It's just another word for feminist,' she told me with pride." ― Gayle Forman, If I Stay
"Are you a female dog?" "What?" Massie asked. "Why?" "Because you are acting like a real bitch!" ― Lisi Harrison, The Clique
"Unfortunately, the coughing drew her attention. "Are you dying or something?" she asked, affecting a perfect sneer as I shook my head. "Well, hacking up a lung out in public isn't all that attractive--just sayin'."
My face flamed, but then Benji leaned up and spoke around me. "Um, giving half the class an exhaustive summary every Monday morning--in lurid detail--of how much of an alcoholic skank you are? Isn't all that attractive either. Just sayin'." ― Tammara Webber, Easy
"Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done." ― Madonna
"A bitch always smokes." He looks back at Lucy. "A bitch is the opposite of a whore. A bitch doesn't need anybody. Or she wants people to think she doesn't need anybody. And she smokes to prove it." ― C. JoyBell C., Saint Paul Trois Chateaux: 1948
"Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that. "Hey there, bitches!" I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?" ― Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Date Dead Men
"I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay." ― Madonna
"I'm the biggest critic of my own work, but sometimes you nail a chapter so good that you have to take a step back and admire that bitch." ― R.D. Ronald
"Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang." ― Natalia Kills
"The art of rap is deceptive. It seems so straightforward and personal and real that people read it completely literally, as raw testimony or autobiography. And sometimes the words we use, nigga, bitch, motherfucker, and the violence of the images overwhelms some listeners. It's all white noise to them till they hear a bitch or a nigga and then they run off yelling "See!" and feel vindicated in their narrow conception of what the music is about." ― Jay-Z, Decoded
"Who's happy? Happy is just what people think they are when they can't find anything to bitch about." ― Rasmenia Massoud, Human Detritus
"Bitch." "Slut." "Whore." "Cunt." I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cunt." ― Janet Evanovich, Four to Score
"One more thing when they call you a bitch, say thank you. say thank you, very much." ― Olivia Gatwood, New American Best Friend
"Finn raised his coffee öug to me. "That's my girl. A bitch to the bitter end." I saluted him with my sadwich. "Always" ― Jennifer Estep, Spider's Bite
"I feel like a brand new bitch." ― Amelia Gray, AM/PM
"They will tell you home is safe zone. No, bitch face is safe zone. Bitch face is home. Bitch face is cutting off the ladder, willing to burn in the apartment, if it means he can't get in." ― Olivia Gatwood, New American Best Friend
"Hateful bitch of a world, it wouldn't ever last." ― Jack Kerouac, Book of Sketches
"For a moment, I almost felt sorry for her. Then the bitch blasted me with her water magic, and I got over it." ― Jennifer Estep, Widow's Web
"Amy! My God! My God! My darling!' and buried my face in her neck, my arms wrapped tight around her, and let the cameras get their fifteen seconds, and I whispered deep inside her ear, 'You fucking bitch." ― Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
"The most upsetting thing about Society's attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman." ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, The Use and Misuse of Children
"Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.' Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch." ― Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity
"The bitch-goddess, as she is called, of Success, roamed, snarling and protective, round the half-humble, half-defiant Michaelis' heels, and intimidated Clifford completely: for he wanted to prostitute himself to the bitchgoddess, Success also, if only she would have him." ― D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover:
"All the backpedaling and backstepping that goes on with powerful women today, with Hillary Clinton saying she could have stayed home and baked cookies and blah blah blah, and then offending everybody so that she had to say that she does, in fact, *love* to make cookies, loves it almost as much as she likes to trade agricultural futures. I mean, what is that about? All this I'm really a lady, I'm really a nice girl crap- who needs it? It really is nothing more than surrender." ― Elizabeth Wurtzel, Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women
"Innocent and virtuous, she represented the exact type of female he avoided... God, she was a taking thing, even for an avaricious reformer." ― Karen Hawkins, The Abduction of Julia
"I write books, bitch!" ― Junnita Jackson
"The only "B" word you should ever call a woman is beautiful. Why? Because bitches love to be called beautiful. - T-shirt." ― Lani Lynn Vale, Execution Style
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